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Joke of the Day

"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"

"Why don't Polish girls use vibrators? They're afraid of chipping their teeth."

"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""

"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"

"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."

"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"What do you call a high gymnast? Tumbleweed."

"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."

"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."