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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
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"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."
"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."
"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"
"What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports? The Devil's advocado."
"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"
"Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? Ben Carsonogen"
"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""