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Joke of the Day
"How did the man find out his sister was actually his half-sister? He saw her penis"
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"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."
"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."
"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."
"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."
"I bought a designer body bag and now I'm scared to gain weight."
"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"
"I told my friend not to cry over spilled milk. I mean come on, just because I spilled boiled milk over her"