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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"

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"Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long."
"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"
"My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa... All I could think to say was, ""OH. OK."""
"Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven Straight Into Hell?"
"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."
"I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver appreciates it though."
"I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10... ...It's so pointless!"
"What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp? Banned from /r/news"
"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"