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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs"
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"I used to work in a mental institution, but I kept getting blood all over my hands. *menstrual"
"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask them what period is this from."
"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."
"Nobody except an English major appreciates when I say ... my granddaughter has double Ds"
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"
"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"
"My 1-year-old thought it was funny to put food in my mouth. It was cute with Skittles. Then she switched to dog food."