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Joke of the Day

"Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good. I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*"

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia"

"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"

"What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples? Your Mums a slut!"

"How do you pay for incense? In cents"

"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""

"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"