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Joke of the Day
"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"
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"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."
"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"
"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"
"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."
"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"