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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."

"Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water. His dad says, ""Another one? That's the second glass this month."""

"I hate ""save the date"" engagement cards. After divorce you should have to send out ""hey forget about that one date 6 months ago"" cards"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"

"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."

"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."