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Joke of the Day

"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"

"I hate having OCD - do you realize what it's like to feel somewhat compelled to wash your hands nearly every time you go to the bathroom?!?"

"I don't understand why people can't just check their kids at the airport with the rest of their baggage."

"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""

"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."

"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."

"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."

"SON: What's a sex tape? ME: Er well when er a man & a woman have er intercourse they S: No M: No? S: Dad. I know what sex is. What's a tape?"

"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."

"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"