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Joke of the Day

"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."

"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"

"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."

"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."

"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."

"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"

"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"