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Joke of the Day

"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."

"INTERVIEWER: under skills you've listed ""gets jokes"" ME: haha, very good. good one sir, haha"

"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"

"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."

"I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? By doing Crossfit"

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."