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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator"
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"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."
"We should not be calling girls ""thirsty"".... Let's start calling them ""D"" hydrated"
"What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"
"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."
"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""
"So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints... He handed me a lighter"