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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

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"A girl asked me for sex yesterday. I had to disappoint her. We had sex."
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"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."
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"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"
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"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."
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