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Joke of the Day

"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."

"* on a date snuggling * Me: Did you enjoy dinner? Her: Yeah, but now I feel fat. Me: Get your hands off my belly."

"Give a boy a fish, he eats for a day. Give Albert Fish a boy, he eats for a week."

"How about a Home Alone movie where Macaulay Culkin is the dad and he leaves his kids at home because that's all he knows?"

"there should be drug education for future nerds covering topics like ""chill out. take a drink"" & ""don't be the D.D. for people who hate you"""

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""

"What does kanye west eat for breakfast? an omlette you finish."

"Outspoken masochists. They're asking for a beating."

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ""Dam"""