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Joke of the Day
"What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common? They're both flat."
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"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."
"I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara."
"China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, ""Are you ok?!?"" He replied, ""I am fine, thank you, and you?"""
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."
"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."
"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"