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Joke of the Day

"Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green."

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"Husband: What do you love most my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor."

"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."

"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"

"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."

"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."

"my cousin asked if I wanted to hold her baby and I told her I have ringworm"