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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
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"Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?"
"How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."
"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest"
"Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs."
"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
"Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care."