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Joke of the Day
"Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."
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"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"
"My dog. My fucking dog got neutered. Now he's just my dog."
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."
"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."
"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."