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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."
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"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""
"What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!"
"How is liver like anal sex? If your parents force it on you too much as a child you won't like it as an adult."
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."
"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."
"Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky."
"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."