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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."

"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"

"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""

"Part of being a woman means you can break your leg or be having a cardiac arrest & a nurse will still ask when your last period was."

"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"

"*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime"