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Joke of the Day

"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"

"What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one? A pedo-file."

"Chuck Norris... Walks up the elevator."

"ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer"

"The comments are funnier than the jokes... ..."

"It takes balls to be a man."

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar? The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was."

"I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now... ...its just nice to know how far I've cum."

"I told my boss that I wanted a raise. The boss, like a jackass, replied, ""How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?"" ""About five gallons of gasoline,"" I replied."