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Joke of the Day

"One night a burglar broke into my house All he got was practice."

"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"

"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""

"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"How do you make a cat go ""woof!"" Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... ""WOOOOF!"""

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."

"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"

"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."