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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."
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"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"
"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."
"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"
"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."
"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""
"Those who say ""two wrongs don't make a right"" have obviously never tried ranch dressing on french fries."
"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"