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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."

"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"

"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."

"My friends were disappointed that I decided to stay home after work instead of going out with them... I said, ""Yea, I'm really into resting, aren't I ? """

"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"

"How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas? He was de-lighted."

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

"What's the iPhone's favorite football team? The Chargers."