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Joke of the Day

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."

"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit."

"Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?"

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"What's the difference between you and me? You came OUT of your mom's vagina."

"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."

"Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?"

"Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys."

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."