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Joke of the Day

"Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys."

"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."

"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""

"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means."

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"

"You what's great about dick jokes? They're just so easy to slip in there"

"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"