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Joke of the Day
"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"
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"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."
"I'm old enough to remember when a car on the back of a tow truck meant a transmission problem rather than repossession problem."
"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both had Kurds in their way."
"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."
"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."
"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""