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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"

"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

"What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"

"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."