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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had parents like Dora They let that bitch go everywhere."
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"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"
"I don't trust those trees They seem kind of shady"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."