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Joke of the Day

"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"

"For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet."

"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."

"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all of the signs were there."

"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""

"Cats get a pass bc they're ""Cleaning themselves"". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!"