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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."

"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""

"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"

"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."

"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"What does Paul Atreides do when he wants the last glass of water? He calls Muad'Dibs on it"

"A man goes to a Greek tailor... The tailor says, ""Euripides?"" The man says, ""Eumenides."" Credit goes to my University professor who specializes in Greek literature."