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Joke of the Day
"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."
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"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."
"The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken"
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"in GTA5 my dude was driving fast and I got a text IRL. when I looked down at my phone I crashed & flew out the windshield. #ItCanWait"
"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"
"Took my wife away for our anniversary since it wasnt enough for her just to be married to God's gift to every female organism on the planet."
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"