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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"
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"Never treat a lady like an object It hates that"
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"
"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"
"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"
"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"knife on a date When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"
"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."