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Joke of the Day
"Florida is great, if you make a wrong turn you're at the beach."
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"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."
"A man buys condoms at a drugstore ... The cashier asks ""You need a bag with this?"" and the man answers ""No! She's not *that* ugly!""."
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"
"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"
"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"
"Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants."