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"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."
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"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."
"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"
"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"
"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""
"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"""Pres. Trump, how do you plan to respond to this attack on our soil?"" TRUMP: OK first, I've seen several people call me Tronald Dump online"
"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."