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Joke of the Day
"Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues."
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"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"
"I finished a burrito 5 minutes ago and I wish there was more. I now understand every Taylor Swift song."
"""Get me another beer, boy"" ""Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"" ""It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"""
"Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend is always wanting to suck on your titties."
"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."
"Why are goldfish crackers always smiling? Because they're baked.."
"chicken pot pie. my three favorite things"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said ""Classy"" and my brain leaked out of my ear."