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Joke of the Day
"Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues."
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"Rape jokes aren't funny, but ... I got some hilarious rape seed material."
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"What happened to the road? Depressions."
"What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."
"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."
"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."