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Joke of the Day
"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."
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"What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender."
"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."
"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"I refused to buy my 5yo a tablet, and now she's resorted to hand-drawing angry emojis on pieces of paper to express her frustration."
"A Serious Issue Alcohol poisoning is a liver die situation."
"Wife: I told you to slow down. Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them."
"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."
"Is Kamagra safe? http://www.kamagracheaper.eu/index.php?route=blog/article&article_id=3"
"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."