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Joke of the Day
"A Serious Issue Alcohol poisoning is a liver die situation."
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"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""
"I bet phone booths are disappearing because they don't want us escaping the Matrix."
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"My boss said to me. ""You're the worst train driver. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said "" im not sure, its hard to keep track"""
"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"
"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."