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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."

"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."

"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"

"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"

"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."

"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"

"Interested in seeing the ""North Pole""? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)"