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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa, wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino."

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."

"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."

"Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh."

"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"

"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"