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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"AudioPhiles be like .mp3, .wav, .flac"

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."

"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."

"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""

"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."