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Joke of the Day
"Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh."
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"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."
"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."
"Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation? He was full of shit"
"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"
"Sometimes I get down on my knees and pray for a pigeon to fly directly into my mouth"
"What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a sixpack"
"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."
"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"
"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."