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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
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"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."
"Last night I dreamed that I was a homeless dog It was pretty *ruff*."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."
"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."
"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"