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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny."

"What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you"

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."

"Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants."

"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"

"A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it."

"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."