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Joke of the Day

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."

"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."

"very productive day today, turd-wise"

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"

"Autocorrect will be the dress of me"

"Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: ""My Aunt Lydia."""

"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"