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Joke of the Day
"How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment? Zero. Feet are feet shaped."
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"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"
"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."
"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."