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Joke of the Day

"Know how to tell the sex of an ant? Throw it in water! If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats... buoyant."

"My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with ""stories""."

"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"

"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."

"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""