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Joke of the Day
"I wish my car's navigation could take human form so I can punch it in the face."
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"I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop. Credit to 'flaggon' from sikipedia"
"Doctor: ""I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"" Nurse: ""B positive."" Doctor: ""Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."""
"I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up."
"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"
"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."
"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."
"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
"Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!"