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Joke of the Day

"[leaving a birthday party with my pinata friend] i swear i didn't know they were going to do that ""Just take me home"""

"Today my parents told me to either move out or get a fucking job. So I became a prostitute."

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"

"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!"

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"

"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"