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Joke of the Day

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."

"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."

"Last year 52 Americans were shot by people who barely speak english, have no marketable skills, and are prone to angry outburst based on their views... ...toddlers are the worst."

"WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die"

"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"

"Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know."

"""Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?"" - van salesman"

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"There are 10 types of people... There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't ."