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Joke of the Day
"My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases. But ammonia little boy."
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"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"
"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."
"What is the first thing men newborns do before first breath? Give head to their mom"
"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"
"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"
"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"
"Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? He wanted a Czech mate."
"Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, ""So are you sick?"" No, I'm just here for the free CNN."
"Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever."