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Joke of the Day
"For Halloween, I've decided to go as the scariest thing I could think of Hillary J. Trump"
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"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"
"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"
"[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos"
"What do you call a guy who wears two condoms? Justin Case"
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"