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Joke of the Day
"For Halloween, I've decided to go as the scariest thing I could think of Hillary J. Trump"
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"So apparently ""You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!"" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops."
"Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism."
"Was just complaining about Mondays. Then I thought, ""Wow. David Lee Roth would never do that."" So I shut up & finished my breakfast."
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"joke of the day Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -"
"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"
"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter."
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"