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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
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"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat."
"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"
"I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket. Such a big missed steak."
"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"
"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."
"God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot."