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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
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"My dad told me I was no son of his. Then my mom said ""Dammit how did he know?"""
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"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"
"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."